Day 26 of NaPoWriMo.
My poem
A monostitch.
From scratch
Like a contagious rash, I started from scratch
Featured poem
By Susan Jarvis Bryant, from her poetry collection, Elephants Unleashed.
Zoom Etiquette
by Susan Jarvis Bryant
When attending a conference at home in your room On the boon of that technical app they call Zoom, To emerge in your undies and pitch from your bed Is a frightful faux pas that is simply ill-bred. Never greet at a meeting in anything less Than a brushed and flossed smile and sartorial finesse Do not slouch on the couch, it's unseemly and rude And don't ever appear drinking beer in the nude. Please relinquish all fancies to fidget or fart; Remain pert and alert and as sharp as a dart. Any brash cyber crassness is at your expense If you make others wince with an online offense. You will slay the Zoom forum with polish and class When you're minding your manners and covering your arse!