From web peasant to land chad to Spider-Man

Spider-Man in leather jacket

Seest thou a man diligent in his business? he shall stand before kings; he shall not stand before mean men.

Proverbs 22:29, The Bible

There are only 3 types of people on the web: web peasants, land chads, and Spider-Men. I have been privileged to live in each person's shoes.

Here are my experiences.

Life as a web peasant

I started as a web peasant. I had no home. I was a couch surfer; a wanderer on the web. I visited websites that didn't belong to me.

I had a lot of fun at these sites. They all welcomed me with open arms. Well, most of them. Some of them were horrible experiences.

But I had fun. It was nice to have a presence online and be known in the world, even if it was just by a few people.

I opened a Facebook account, then an Instagram account, then a Snapchat account. Pretty much all the social media platforms. These platforms became widespread and soon became an important way to communicate with people.

But then I woke up. And like Neo in The Matrix, I was asked to swallow the red pill or the blue pill. I chose the former.

I instantly realized that I was living in a house of cards. Everything may collapse at any moment.

All my data is owned by a few companies. I own nothing. They have the right to kick me off their platforms and sell my information at any time. Yeah, I use these websites for free, but at what cost?

I could lose it all tomorrow. And it would be fair. I would deserve nothing. Why? Because I'm a web peasant. I don't deserve better.

I voluntarily put myself in this position. As I make my bed, so must I lie in it.

But then the pill digests and I realize there is another path.

Life as a land chad

Instead of letting other people run my digital experiences, I could create them myself.

Owning real estate online is easier and more inexpensive than it's ever been. There are 2 requirements:

Then voila! I owned my first site! Then my second. Then my third.

But as I was enjoying my life as a landlord on the web, I started to fall in love with the web even more.

I loved everything about it, especially the philosophy of freedom.

I told myself I wanted to be a part of that freedom. And as I look around, I see that a lot of people have also overlooked the freedom that the web brings.

That's when I knew that swallowing the red pill was not enough; I had to dawn the mask.

Life as Spider-Man

I eventually reached the pinnacle in the web hierarchy: the webmaster aka Spider-Man.

A webmaster is a person who designs, develops and maintains websites. This is where I see fulfillment.

I have written software for a very long time, but no other software has been more influential than the software on the web.

In upcoming posts, I will discuss more about my adventure to mastering web design, web development and web marketing. Stay tuned!

By the time I'm through mastering the web, I'll be web-slinging and sticking to walls!

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